I love how spellcheck automatically recognizes “Dumbledore”.
Yay Potter.
Know how cold it is in my place right now? I took chicken out of the freezer to thaw and it hardened. 😑
Ghaah!!
People just throw shit on my desk at work and I have no clue how it fuckin got there. Throwing shit on my desk is like beating up on my little brother: only I get to do it.
Depressing me out.
Know what really depresses me? In this day and age when have yet another election between candidates that no one really wants, financial strain and rising costs of living with no rise I wages, and cultural and racial tensions running high worldwide, it’s the decline of the My Little Pony Collectible Card Game that is really bumming me out. I love this game. It brings me so much happiness. I love competing in competitions, I love building decks, and I love all of the associated art and fandom. But Bronies be tripping on the message boards, predicting the end of the game. Yes, it is going to happen eventually, but the way they talk about it makes me feel like it’s going to happen tomorrow. DON’T LET IT HAPPEN PEOPLE. Buy a starter deck and learn how to play.
Look they sell coins in cans!
WTF!‼️Why are there no Pokemon in an airport!?!
I’m in an airport. I have over an hour until I board this stupid plane- WHY ARE THERE NO POKEMON HERE NINTENDO?! You really dropped the pokeball on this one.
Have a new phone; expect more frequent updates
Never buy a Windows Phone. Even if you don’t mind a limited App Store (which, to be honest was not a major problem), you will get lost using the terrible map/navigation app. Add to that a terrible interface when trying to call or text infrequently used contacts, and the phone is not worth the effort.
After dropping my Windows phone many times, the screen cracked and developed “ghost taps”, which is basically the same thing as having an invisible person randomly tapping your phone screen just to fuck with you. Seriously. Pissed me the hell off, and I don’t get pissed very easily.
So I picked up an iPhone SE because price point and ecosystem with my Mac Computers and iPad etc. Also, I don’t care if a new phone may be announced next week; they’re never for sale right away and I like this one.
The point of this being that will be posting and uploading more. Go me.
Waiting to board my flight
I have a two hour wait until my flight leaves- I’ve been walking around the terminal looking for guys who could possibly play MTG, LOL. Cuz nothing kills time like a game of MTG.
Roommate is moving out!
My roommate is moving out!! So happy; can finally start dating again! I’ve decided that I am going to use this blog like a twitter. Only with more characters.
Sex and evolution
I was “noticing people” (that’s the polite way of saying it), and wondering why glutes are intimate body parts. A more crass way of putting that: Why are asses arousing? Like, I’m serious. It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective why genitalia and other body regions, such as a specific hip -to-waist ratio, would cause sexism arousal: Those were indications of a fertile and willing reproductive partner. But the butt? As far as I know, there’s no physiological correlate associated with a healthy ass and healthy kids.
Yet, men (and many women) love looking at Jennifer Lopez. Someone explain this to me.