I’m watching a game Codenames right now, one word is ‘octopus’ and another ‘face’. It occurred to me that their eyes are on either side of their heads, and their mouths are in between their legs. With so many diffuse parts, can they really have a face? When they have legs where their noses should be… I say they’re missing a face.
I always buy replacement ink reservoirs but never use them because I can’t remember which pens they actually belong to.
Why does my calendar have “Easter Monday” on it? Is this a thing? Since when is it a thing?
When making oatmeal in the microwave, always remember to put in water. Now the office smells of smoke and everyone is angry at me. Plus my bowl broke 😤.
I love crushing puddles when I’m in my beloved Ashley. 💙 I go hard when it’s wet.
Get more sleep, Silver.
Plot twist: When you saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause, that really wasn’t your Dad in costume.
I haaaaaaaatttte spending my Saturday afternoons writing letters of recommendation. If you ever do this to me and surprise me with a deadline, expect a lousy letter 😖.